Lyrics
I suck Dexter Morgan
I fuck Debra Morgan
My name is Masuka (Grah grah grah)
My name is the Bay Harbor Butcher
Shoutout to my label The Bay Harbor Butcher Music Group LLC
And same to Miguel Prado International Limited
Fuck the Island Records cause the Bay Harbor Butcher Music Group is so fucking fire (I'm kidding I love you Island Records please don't sue me!)
Ain't nobody got shit on me cause I am the king
DJ 0NIX for the fucking win (This is obviously a joke, I'm not stupid)
My songs are awful (You can say that again haha)
Hotspot Funk, more like Hotshit funk (Yo that's a crazy insult!)
I make awful music
And somehow it's worse than Taylor Swift (Taylor Swift is good- SHUT THE FUCK UP GET OUT!)
I fuck Russian twinks (Why Russians?)
And moan on VC cause who doesn't actually (Ew!)
I make funk music that's worse than stepping on a cockroach (Ew I hate cockroaches!)
Cock N' Ball Records goes hard (If you know what I mean)
Anyways I should start talking about Dexter Morgan again
My name is La Pasion (You meant la-pass-ee-on)
I am dating LaSquirta cause I don't know she's cute as fuck
Fuck the Trinity Killer, Arthur Mitchell got nothing on me for real
I spent like 3 years tryna find that motherfucker
He kept running cause he's such a loser
Fucked up his family
Screwed over his kids (Wait that might be me in the future)
But to be fair, Dexter did too (Wait really?)
Heard he found his wife dead in the bathtub, just like him when he was little (Wait don't spoil the show, what the!)
Anyways so that's the end
This song better go viral on Spotify
Or else imma' flip
I need money, please stream this
and DJ 0NIX, don't come and ask me to take this down
Cause I won't
You can beg all you want little boy
Also stop asking for advice for your label
A kind notice to fuck off and shut down Zynthos or whatever the fuck you decided to name that shit ass label
Also you're gay!
Ha take that DJ 0NIX
Also to my distributor, this is satire
Don't ban my account please!
Track Details
Release Date
2020-07-06
Bay Harbot Butcher
LaSquirta Music
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